So you remember me telling you that the entire kitchen caught on fire, right? Well, we finally got some new counters and stove. I personally like them...I mean...they look exactly like the old stuff. I really don't care, as long as they don't catch on fire as easily which Dr. Stein says they shouldn't. Shouldn't being the key word. But yeah...Enu and Shura have something against them. Enu says the color white is ugly and Shura...well...his hippy nonsense says that stoves are bad for the environment. Whatever.
Of course, the stove hasn't been used often. We can barely afford anything other than rice krispy treats. Which are good, don't get me wrong but...I want something different, you know? My salary isn't helping much. I either need a new job or a promotion. I'm workin' on it!
Thankfully, my roommates have all calmed down a bit. It's stressful to come home to craziness after dealing with craziness all day. Even ninja boy has calmed down. He's really taken to reading those Dr. Phil books. That man scares me. Him and his mustache...
He's also keeping a diary, like me. Only mine is cool and digital. His is hand-written. He gets so defensive if we walk in while he's writing. I keep telling him to write someplace else. There is a really nice patch of grass outside, behind the sleeping building. Go there! Freak...
The boys have all started hanging out together. I guess all the estrogen in the house is getting to them. Sorry, dudes. I really am. PMS turns us into dangerous beasts. And unfortunately for you...there is no escape.
Brodie does interact with us more than Demyan and Shura. He and Riona have...pillow fights. That's right. pillow fights. Very often. At least they're starting to learn to stay out of the way of the TV.
Brodie's come a long way. He used to be a misogynistic bastard. But now, he's really learned to respect women. I guess one kinda would, after being stuck with 5 for like...a month.
Enu hasn't learned that some of us like to see what is on the screen, though. She continues to drag Wilson around and wail like a banshee. It's annoying! Move your fat ass aside! I'm trying to watch Scrubs!
I tried to explain it to her. I was awful nice about it too. I refrained from calling her lardo, blimp, cow...real nice, right? She totally blew me off! I just gave up after a while. It's pretty much useless trying to talk to her.
At least one thing around here listens to me. I came home one night and saw the cutest little kitty! I think it is a boy. Not sure. But it's awfully cute. Too bad Dr. Stein won't let us have a house pet. Dunno why. I'd think it'd teach us how our actions affect others or something...
I suppose it is a good thing we don't have a pet. With my salary only, we wouldn't be able to feed the poor thing. These bills are KILLER. God, I hate bills.
But having Celeste being the one to bring them, it isn't so bad. She's a hot little thing, she is. I love having her visit me. I can't wait to be released. First thing I'm going to do once I'm out is take Celeste out on a REAL date. To...I dunno...cheapo Olive Garden.
Celeste is one of my only comforts. Chess is a close second. Never knew how good I was at it but hey...I manage to frustrate Shura! Go me! I wonder if I could make some money off of it...hm..
But my game often has to be paused. My work hours are all over the place. Sometimes I work 10AM to 6PM or 6PM to 2AM...it's amazing I get any sleep. Work really has me busy these days.
I wasn't even able to be with Brodie....that's right...we lost Brodie. I wasn't there so I don't know what happened to the smallest details. Masuyo told me that the TV broke (AGAIN, thank you crappy repairman) and Brodie tried to fix it...apparently, his hands were wet and...well...
I'm gonna miss him...but not too much. He's still here, in this house. It's sorta creepy and a bad reminder to the rest of us. I heard his family didn't want him back...sad. Very sad.