Hey, look. It's Wilson again. Enu seems to be bringing him out more often. I mean, I know she misses her kids...all 12 of them but seriously. A flour bag? Masuyo just stared at her the entire time the whole bonding thing went on.
If any of us even try to talk to Enu while she is bonding with Wilson, she will snap and go off on us. Poor Ax was the most recent victim. She just wanted to ask if Enu had seen the remote.
I get stuck with housekeeping duties, as usual. Those wild dogs just love to dig up the yard and if I don't fill in the holes, someone usually trips and almost breaks their ankle. It's their own damn fault. They should be watching where they are going!
I have been playing chess to calm my nerves, though. I always thought it was a geeky thing to do but Shura made me play with him the other day and I found out I am actually quite good at it. So I have begun to play alot more often. Sometimes I play with Shura, sometimes I play with Axelle...I even played with Brodie once.
I don't play with Riona, though. No offense but she stiiiinks. All of them kinda have a funk but I think she is trying to be like Shura and not shower for the good of the enivornment. It's kinda sweet, since she is trying to impress him but...kinda gross too. I mean, I have to sleep next to her!
She is the most troubled of us all, I think. She has been having a hard time sleeping. She mumbles alot then wakes up. It's a bit hard to sleep when that happens because she usually yells when she does. It's not cool. I need my beauty sleep, y'know.
Again, I try to keep her from killing us all. You know...compliments galore. I think it is really helping her self-esteem. Now if only I could get Masuyo to stop knocking it down...
Though, it is hard to compliment her cooking abilities. She sets not only the stove on fire but the microwave too. Don't call me a hypocrite. I only set it on fire ONCE. She's done it like...4 times now.
Brodie is getting a bit annoying too. He's always whining like some little girl because he misses his mansion and his cars and crap like that. Guess what? We all miss our crap! Don't see us whining about it.
At least the others are starting to keep him out of my hair. Shura requested that Dr. Stein give him his "kicky ball" that was left behind when we all moved in. He said that a group game could help us all bond so naturally, Dr. Stein allowed it. Now we all have little games. It's pretty fun.
Shura's been alot more sociable. Despite the funky smell, he's quite charismatic. Then again, I guess that's why he was such a successful ecoterrorist cult leader thing. He had both me and one of the wild dogs eating out of the palm of his hand.
I really am beginning to like the black dog. He's starting to grow on me. He visits almost each night now. I make sure to leave out some food for him. Maybe once I'm out of here, he'll come with me to my new place.
Axelle and Shura have gotten close. They're always talking to each other and stuff. I guess it is because Axelle is more willing to listen to his eccentric ideals than any of us. Me? I am busy chatting up the chinese delivery girl. Yeah. That's right. The delivery girl.
I forget her name but she is pretty cute. And unlike the food delivery girl, she's not a snob. A bit off her rocker, though. She actually ENJOYS coming by and visiting the halfway house. She says that crazy people intrigue her. Oookay...
She'd probably had a field day if she hung out here for a full 24 hours. Shura told me that apparently, ninja boy fell asleep standing up. Don't horses do that? Ninja boy thinks he is a horse now?
When he woke up, he got into more trouble. Srsly. That boy is accident prone. He wound up breakking the sink, the toilet AND the shower. Axelle made sure to give him a firm talking to. It was funny to watch, actually. He acted like a little kid the entire time.
We had to call the repairman again. I told them I could have fixed the sink and toilet but nooooo. Don't listen to Renaeeee. She's craaaazy. Pssh. That old man has no idea what he's doing. He just comes by and steals our money.
Ninja boy is crying again. We got some lunch when chinese girl came by (thanks, hun!) and Riona happened to be in front of the counter. Instead of simply asking her to move aside, he cried to the ninja gods.
All this craziness hasn't done a good thing for my body. Even though we barely have enough to eat (rather I, they always eat everything) I've been gaining alot of weight. So to take off the pounds and stress, I've begun working out. Apparently, it's good for the mind. And body. A killer bod attracts the ladiessssss.